टीटी ने पप्पू को प्लेटफॉर्म पे पकड़ लिया,
टीटी – टिकट दिखा,
पप्पू – अरे मैं ट्रेन में आया ही नहीं,
टीटी- क्या सबूत है?
पप्पू – अबे सबूत यही है कि
मेरे पास टिकट नहीं है :) :)

लड़का अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड के लिए गिफ्ट लाया,
दोनों एक दूसरे के गले में हाथ डालकर खूब हँस रहे थे,
अचानक लड़की शांत ,
लड़का – क्या हुआ डार्लिंग?
लड़की घबराकर- कुछ नहीं,
लड़का- बताओ ना क्या हुआ?
लड़की गुस्से में उसके कान में बोली-
कमीने तुझे हँसने की पड़ी है मेरी टाइट जींस हँसते हँसते
नीचे से फट गयी है :) :)

Wo dard hi kya jo aankhon se beh jaye,

Wo dard hi kya jo aankhon se beh jaye,
Wo khushi hi kya jo hothon pe reh jaye,
Kabhi to samjho khamoshi hamari,
Wo baat hi kya jo assani se alfaaz ban jaye..

पति.. ( अपनी पत्नी से )- प्रिये । मैं तुम्हें बहुतप्यार करता हूँ ?

पति.. ( अपनी पत्नी से )- प्रिये । मैं तुम्हें बहुत
प्यार करता हूँ ?
...
पत्नी - तो क्या मैं आपको नहीं करती ? मै तो
तुम्हारे लिये सारी दुनिया से लड सकती हूँ ..
...
पति- लेकिन तुम तो दिन रात मुझसे ही लडती
रहती हो ?
....
पत्नी - जानू.. तुम्ही तो मेरी दुनिया हो.. 😄😄😜😜

Main Lafzon Main Kuch Bhi Izhar Nahi Karta.

Main Lafzon Main Kuch Bhi Izhar Nahi Karta.
Iska Matlab Ye Nahi K Main Tujhe Pyar Nahi Karta.
Chahta Hoon Main Tujhe Aaj Bhi Par.
Teri Soch Mein Apna Waqt Bekar Nahi Karta.
Tamasha Na Ban Jaaye Kahin Mohabbat Meri.
Tere Liye Khuda Se Taqraar Nahi Karti.
Par Kuch To Baat Hai Teri Fitrat Mein Bewafa
Warna Mein Tujhe Chahne Ki Khtaa Bar Bar Nahi Karta..

Exodus Gods And Kings (2014) BRRip | Hindi Dubbed | HD 720p Dual Audio (Hindi / English)

Exodus Gods And Kings (2014)

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Released : 12 December 2014
Genre : Action | Adventure | Drama
Starcast : Christian Bale, Joel Edgerton, Ben Kingsley
Desc :
The defiant leader Moses rises up against the Egyptian Pharaoh Ramses, setting 600,000 slaves on a monumental journey of escape from Egypt and its terrifying cycle of deadly plagues.
Duration : 2:20

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The Hobbit The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)

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Released : 17 December 2014
Genre : Adventure | Fantasy
Starcast : Ian McKellen, Martin Freeman, Richard Armitage
Desc :
Bilbo and Company are forced to engage in a war against an array of combatants and keep the terrifying Smaug from acquiring a kingdom of treasure and obliterating all of Middle-Earth.
Duration : 2:24

 

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Kung Fu Jungle (2014)

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Released : 2014
Genre : Action | Thriller
Starcast : Donnie Yen, Charlie Yeung, Baoqiang Wang
Desc :
A vicious killer named Fung goes around Hong Kong killing top martial arts exponents and leaving a secret weapon called the Moonshadow as his calling card. When a convicted killer and kung fu expert named Ha – formerly working as a martial arts instructor before accidentally killing a man and being imprisoned and convicted for the crime he didn’t intend to do – hears of this, he offers to help the police catch the killer in return for his freedom. With Ha’s help, the police realize from the chronological order of the victims that the killer is targeting his victims, all top masters in their respective martial arts style, and following a martial code of training. After a close encounter with Fung, Ha suddenly disappears and the police begin to suspect the worse: that the two are accomplices and Fung was the bait to help spring Ha from jail. But Ha has actually gone back to his home in Foshan to find out more about the mysterious calling card. While doing so, he discovers the killer’s.
Duration : 1:36

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